Pix for J&B Give Thanx

1. J adds the secret ingredient that makes the Whisky Hairball what it is.

2. A hand-delivered note from "An Anonymous Westside Crank." This was only our second piece of viewer mail that we'd ever received, and the first that was negative. Many more (of both categories) would follow, but the crayon artwork here indicates the general mental level of our correspondents. We never did find out who wrote this!

3. If you like piña coladas...

4. J&B define temulency, in more ways than one.

5. Our patriotic program is dedicated to the upliftment of American values and mixed drinks, with an emphasis on the latter.

6. J&B launch into a rousing rendition of the Thanksgiving Day classic, "God Bless My Underwear."

7. Editor B takes a stand for abortion rights.

8. The Crisis Pregnancy Center videotapes the protesters. Look, he's waving at us! How friendly.

9. Protesters march on the Crisis Pregnancy Center.

10. Former location of the Crisis Pregnancy Center in Bloomington, Indiana.

11. Title frame for "J&B Give Thanx."

12. J samples the Whisky Hairball.

13. J gets ready to mix a Sweet Blood of London.

14. An anonymous westside crank sent us some fan mail.

15. J gets ready to mix a Whisky Hairball for an anonymous westside crank.

16. J introduces special guests E & G.

17. Special guest "G" demonstrates the staying power of her Bronze Leaf lipstick while J looks on admiringly.

18. Rodney performs his own special rendition of "Jesus Loves the Little Children."

19. J looks somber but B is enthused.

20. This is the secret to making a good Port Flip.