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Hot Damiana
3 the Fast Way
Whisky Fastball
Wedding Anniversary
Homebuyer's Sunset
PiÃ±a Colada
Hurricane
White Russian
Porcelain Goddess
Whisky Hairball

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Bahama PiÃ±a Colada
Whisky Fastball
PiÃ±a Colada
Stone Fence (Road Version)
Fool's Gold (Festive Version)
Fool's Gold (Prize Version)
Homebuyer's Sunset
Xy's Gin & Tonic
Vodka Cranberry
Gary Mary
Grandpa's Morning Secret
Hurricane
Poor Brian's Run

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Amaretto Sour
Orange Whiskey
Yukon Jack on the Rocks
Zima Slimeball
Another Bad Creation
Big Lot
Piña Colada
Hurricane
Aston Martini
Vaginal Blood Fart

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J's Bartending Guide: Index

15 Second Sundae
In honor of our fifteen seconds of fame.
3 the Fast Way
A fabulous combination of flavors
80 Proof Sun Protection
A stiffie and a biggie.
All in the Family
Amaretto Sour
Another Bad Creation
Apple B.J.
So good you'll want to drink it again. And again. And again.
Aston Martini
gives your engine fuel
Bahama PiÃ±a Colada
Banana Daiquiri
Berliner
Seig Heil!
Big K Slammer
Big Lot
Bitter Orange
Blackhawk
Bladderscratcher
Bleach Blonde
Blood, Sweat & Caffeine
Bloody Mary
Blue Hawaiian
Blue Law
Body Substance
Boilermaker
Brownie Blues
Busted Bourbon
mmmm....fabric!
Carolina
The worst thing you've ever tasted in your entire life... especially when made incorrectly.
Cattle Prod
CBGB
Christy and Bart's Grand Bowl
CFC Punch
If you have a landlord that you hate, just punch them.
Christ with a Y
Best drink of the series!
Cocaine on the Rox
Cocorhum Cola
Coffee & Cream
for our non-alcoholic friends
Coffee Grog
Cold Chocolate
Crotch Cooler
Cuba Incarcerado
Dead Man's Float
Desert Heat
Dirt
Dixie Cocktail
Dr. Nickell's Knuckle-Sucker
Dr. Pat's Punch
Distinctly educational.
Fat Albert
Fig Leaf
Fireball
Fool's Gold (Festive Version)
Fool's Gold (Prize Version)
Gary Mary
based on the classic bloody mary
Grand Mal
Grandpa's Morning Secret
Guttersplat
Hairy Earlobe
Hard-Hearted Harned
Head Buzz
In honor of Morocco's preeminent status in the illegal cannabis trade.
Headstone
Heavy Sugary Mexican Coffee
Helluva Buzz
High School Daze
Homebuyer's Sunset
Hot Buttered Rum
Hot Damiana
Hot Rod Ale Flip
Hot Scot
Hot Wassail
Hurricane
A dangerously powerful drink
Insomniac
Irish Whisky Highball
Junkanoo Punch and Nickell Bourbon
what's that word?
Just Say Yes!
Kalik
"The beer of the Bahamas"
Kentucky Heifer
Kremlin Kocktail
Distinctly Russian in character.
Kroger Eggnog
Late Period
Leap of Faith
You just gotta believe
Loaded Sherbet
Long Island Iced Tea
Luv on the ROX
the sharp sting of lost love
Maggot de Menthe
Our worst drink ever
Medicinal Brandy
Mexican Coffee
Mint Julep
Worth the trouble.
Mintal Ward
Napoleon
In honor of one of the greatest dicks in history.
One for the Road
Orange Aid
Orange Whiskey
Parisian Blonde
Yum yum.
Parting Shot
Persistent Organic Punch
Philo T. Farnsworth Float
True, factual information
PiÃ±a Colada
Piper
Poor Brian's Run
Porcelain Goddess
Port Flip
Prarie Fire
Prince Kropotkin's Pumpkin Cup
Pusser's Painkiller
Quick Uncomfortable Screw
Right Between the Ice
Salome Cocktail
Same Old Shit
Scotch & Ashes
Scotch on the Rocks
Screwdriver
Seven Year Itch
Shandy Gaff
Suitable for virgins and children
Shirley Temple Blackhead
Shortcut
Shriner Spritzer
So Co & Junkanoo
So Co and Ginger Ale
a great combination of southern and ginger
So Co Straight Up
crack thou thine voice, yelp unto the heavens
Sorrows Drownder
In lieu of success, in lieu of happiness... we drink.
Spiced Rum & Cola
St. Petersburg
Stone Fence
Stone Fence (Road Version)
Sweet Blood of London
We just have to have an excuse to drink.
TBlack Jack
Tequila Shot
The Pisser
sour, sour, dole and dour
The Slacker
Our mascot
The Whiner
Dedicated to Generation X.
Tom Collins
Twister
Udderly Fantastic
Vaginal Blood Fart
Vanishing Point
Get a new perspective.
Vodka Cranberry
Vodka Snowball
Wedding Anniversary
Whining Banana
I've got a turkey; it's very, very nice.
Whisky Fastball
Communism is good
Whisky Hairball
White Russian
Wisconsin Cream Fizz
Wrong Island Iced Tea
Xy's Gin & Tonic
Yukon Jack on the Rocks
Lonely men, hoary nights.
Zima Slimeball
Zombie

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J gets ready to mix another Apple B.J.

This cocktail seems to have hit J right between the eyes.

J pours ginger ale into his Shandy Gaff. Note the "White Man's Bible" propped up in the foreground -- a failed attempt to generate controversy.

Worm prepares to mix a Vanishing Point on the nation's longest railroad trestle.

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J's Bartending Guide: Index

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J's Bartending Guide: Index