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J's Bartending Guide: Index

Everything you always wanted to know about mixing drinks (but were too drunk to ask).

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J's Bartending Guide: Index 15 Second Sundae In honor of our fifteen seconds of fame. 3 the Fast Way A fabulous combination of flavors 80 Proof Sun Protection A stiffie and a biggie. All in the Family Amaretto Sour Another Bad Creation Apple B.J. So good you'll want to drink it again. And again. And again. Aston Martini gives your engine fuel Bahama Piña Colada Banana Daiquiri Berliner Seig Heil! Big K Slammer Big Lot Bitter Orange Blackhawk Bladderscratcher Bleach Blonde Blood, Sweat & Caffeine Bloody Mary Blue Hawaiian Blue Law Body Substance Boilermaker Brownie Blues Busted Bourbon mmmm....fabric! Carolina The worst thing you've ever tasted in your entire life... especially when made incorrectly. Cattle Prod CBGB Christy and Bart's Grand Bowl CFC Punch If you have a landlord that you hate, just punch them. Christ with a Y Best drink of the series! Cocaine on the Rox Cocorhum Cola Coffee & Cream for our non-alcoholic friends Coffee Grog Cold Chocolate Crotch Cooler Cuba Incarcerado Dead Man's Float Desert Heat Dirt Dixie Cocktail Dr. Nickell's Knuckle-Sucker Dr. Pat's Punch Distinctly educational. Fat Albert Fig Leaf Fireball Fool's Gold (Festive Version) Fool's Gold (Prize Version) Gary Mary based on the classic bloody mary Grand Mal Grandpa's Morning Secret Guttersplat Hairy Earlobe Hard-Hearted Harned Head Buzz In honor of Morocco's preeminent status in the illegal cannabis trade. Headstone Heavy Sugary Mexican Coffee Helluva Buzz High School Daze Homebuyer's Sunset Hot Buttered Rum Hot Damiana Hot Rod Ale Flip Hot Scot Hot Wassail Hurricane A dangerously powerful drink Insomniac Irish Whisky Highball Junkanoo Punch and Nickell Bourbon what's that word? Just Say Yes! Kalik "The beer of the Bahamas" Kentucky Heifer Kremlin Kocktail Distinctly Russian in character. Kroger Eggnog Late Period Leap of Faith You just gotta believe Loaded Sherbet Long Island Iced Tea Luv on the ROX the sharp sting of lost love Maggot de Menthe Our worst drink ever Medicinal Brandy Mexican Coffee Mimosa Mint Julep Worth the trouble. Mintal Ward Napoleon In honor of one of the greatest dicks in history. One for the Road Orange Aid Orange Whiskey Parisian Blonde Yum yum. Parting Shot Persistent Organic Punch Philo T. Farnsworth Float True, factual information Piña Colada Piper Poor Brian's Run Porcelain Goddess Port Flip Prairie Fire Prince Kropotkin's Pumpkin Cup Pusser's Painkiller Question on the Mount Quick Uncomfortable Screw Right Between the Ice Salome Cocktail Same Old Shit Scotch & Ashes Scotch on the Rocks Screwdriver Seven Year Itch Shandy Gaff Suitable for virgins and children Shirley Temple Blackhead Shortcut Shriner Spritzer So Co & Junkanoo So Co and Ginger Ale a great combination of southern and ginger So Co Straight Up crack thou thine voice, yelp unto the heavens Sorrows Drownder In lieu of success, in lieu of happiness... we drink. Spiced Rum & Cola St. Petersburg Stoli Frozoli Stone Fence Stone Fence (Road Version) Sweet Blood of London We just have to have an excuse to drink. TBlack Jack Tequila Shot The Pisser sour, sour, dole and dour The Slacker Our mascot The Whiner Dedicated to Generation X. Tom Collins Twister Udderly Fantastic Up in Smoke Vaginal Blood Fart Vanishing Point Get a new perspective. Vodka Cranberry Vodka Snowball Wedding Anniversary Whining Banana I've got a turkey; it's very, very nice. Whisky Fastball Communism is good Whisky Hairball White Russian Wisconsin Cream Fizz Wrong Island Iced Tea Xy's Gin & Tonic Yukon Jack on the Rocks Lonely men, hoary nights. Zima Slimeball Zombie

Pix for Drinx: more pix... J mixes up a tasty invention called the Rocky Rumpus. "I would pronounce that as distinctly ecstatic!" J samples the Insomniac. J mixes the Pisser to celebrate love gone sour. more pix...