Pix for J&B's Freshman Orientation Program

1. "I mean, how'd you like to take a crap in one of these open air side shows?"

2. ...but we never did.

3. The lighter again. You know what that means.

4. XY never could think of a title for her weekly segment. One viewer suggested "Country Fried Jesus," which was pretty good, but apparently not good enough for this hard-to-please wench.

5. With drink in hand, Editor B leaps atop the steps of Myers Hall. (Note the "Meat Poetry" tee shirt featuring an image of Ed the Meat Poet.)

6. "Don't listen to us. We don't know shit."

7. J & Jim compare grade point averages.

8. J & Jim compare take-home pay.

9. His finest moment: Editor B rides his bike in Jordan Hall.

10. While J drains his customary pre-show beverage, Editor B welcomes the viewing public to the second season of ROX.

11. ROX breaks down your vocabulary word.

12. When you see a sign ike this, there's only one thing to do...

13. J explains how to operate the Rawles Hall Door Knocker.

14. XY speculates on the meaning of a symbol on the Chemistry Building.

15. Title frame for ROX #34, "J&B's Freshman Orientation Program."

16. Our viewers know quality when they don't see it.

17. Jim explains where to get free porn.

18. "Don't drink the drinks you see on this show or you might be sorry!"

19. Alfred Kinsey was really into sex.

20. This photo shows Richard Owen's ruff of neck whiskers, for which he was known as "Old Bristly."

21. J dispenses wisdom to the new crop of freshmen.

22. Perched on a balcony of Indiana limestone, J mixes a classic drink.

23. J examines a "glory hole" which has been blocked off with a sheet of metal.

24. XY takes some Ballantine Ale to Ballantine Hall. Isn't she clever?

25. J gets ready to mix a Fig Leaf for our old friends Adam and Eve.

26. In honor of Indiana's arcane liquor laws, J gets ready to mix a Blue Law.

27. B points out a popular location for intimate encounters.