Pix for The Seven Year Itch

1. B snarls a poem: "And the sparkle and shine of the spirits trapped under the glass is the glistening luster of spit!"

2. ROX over scotch on the ROX. No, it's not J&B. It's Cutty Sark.

3. Title frame for "The Seven Year Itch."

4. "Hello, and welcome to ROX! I'm J, I'll be your bartender."

5. "I will control all that you see and hear."

6. Sc-sc-scratching!

7. J expresses his feelings of inadequacy.

8. J always uses the finest brands for his fine drinks.

9. After a few drinks, things always seem a little more... interesting...

10. J is a funny guy. Funny looking, that is.

11. "Study yoga, or the Bible, or Nietzsche."

12. J mixes up a tasty invention called the Rocky Rumpus.

13. Dave demonstrates the seven year itch.

14. J gets some ice from the freezer so he can mix a Seven Year Itch.

15. The dab of oyster sauce provides a special treat at the end of this drink.

16. "You're the next contestant on 'What the Fuck is a Seven Year Itch?'"

17. Matt pukes. Gross!

18. Day protests: "My name's not Scooter Bob!"

19. Corey has no clue what a seven year itch might be.

20. Too much is better than not enough.

21. Nothing rounds out a drink quite like a twist of freshly ground black pepper.

22. "...hitch-hike or hop a train..."

23. "...explore your sexuality..."

24. "...sleep under your bed..."

25. Day samples J's vodka cranberry and finds it acceptable.

26. Cousin Matt demonstrates the famous ROX "finger technique."

27. "..acts of will..."

28. J and Day exchange vows.

29. J gives himself goosebumps reading from the Disorientation Manual.

30. J displays his designer-denim-clad ass for the titillation of the viewing public.

31. Jose Marti was cool. He started the Cuban Revolutionary Party and campaigned relentlessly for liberation from Spain. This statue is located in Mid-City New Orleans.

32. J reads from J&B's "Dormitory Disorientation Manual."

33. Waveland, Mississippi is just a forty-minute drive from New Orleans.

34. XY goes "swimming" at Waveland, Mississippi. Too bad the water is only ankle-deep.

35. XY blows: "It's like prom night all over again!"

36. XY commandeers the Phantom Menace.

37. Wired magazine called ROX "the best TV show in America."

38. Cousin Matt mixes a special drink to drown his sorrows.

39. Cousin Matt drowns his sorrows.

40. J strains the Seven Year Itch.

41. Dave is consigned to the Dumbass Corner.

42. Liz reveals the mystery.

43. J goes bowling in the Clark Fork River

44. Creighton finds a fresh and tasty snack.

45. "So there you have it. The burned out wreck of a car full of garbage."

46. "By the authority vested in myself by virtue of my incredible hubris, I pronounce us man and wife. You may kiss me!"