Pix for We're not a couple

1. J&B at the kitchen table of 344 S Dunn.

2. An evil old java junkie bullies young Giuseppe into drinking his first cup of coffee.

3. J&B wind up "J&B on the Road."

4. J&B enjoy a couple of fine beers from Cherryland Crewing Company of Door County, Wisconsin.

5. J gets ready to mix a Wisconsin Cream Fizz.

6. J&B explain their monikers.

7. J gets ready to mix the third drink of the evening, an amaretto sour.

8. J&B reflect on the unexpected success of the Festival of Fools.

9. J&B play host to yet another episode of ROX.

10. J remains blurry while B hogs the camera.

11. In a dark and lonely attic, J&B host another television show.

12. Victims of a nasty cold virus or flu bug, J&B take to bed to rest up and get well. We drank lots of fluids.

13. "Who do they think we are?"

14. J&B drink a toast to their 50th episode. It seemed like a big number at the time.

15. J talks while B drinks.

16. J&B sing the classic "Cage & Aquarium."

17. J&B try another long-distance hosting technique, but B feels cramped on half a screen.

18. B quotes the Situationists: "The spectacle of participation is the technology of isolation."

19. J&B make their first television appearance together.

20. J&B give their distinctly learned impressions of the Myrtle Beach Lager.

21. B traces the vacation route from Bloomington to Myrtle Beach.

22. B expounds yet another point in his endless pursuit of social justice, while J enjoys a cocktail and a cigarette.

23. B restrains J from demonstrating this week's vocabulary word.

24. J&B try speaking Swedish for a change of pace.

25. ROX salutes the French film industry.

26. This rare standing shot reveals that B is taller than J.

27. J pumps the keg while B fills his cup.

28. J&B at the Collins Living Learning Center.

29. J&B attempt to have a long-distance conversation.

30. J's favorite article of clothing is crotchless underwear.

31. "Joe & B on the ROX" just doesn't have the same ring.

32. J&B leave for church early on a Sunday morning -- actually, late on a Sunday afternoon, more to their chagrin.

33. J&B cite the biblical inspiration behind their television series.

34. We hope this little diagram is instructive.

35. J&B coordinate their fashion sensibilities.

36. J&B return to Conception Corner.

37. J&B define temulency, in more ways than one.

38. Separated by thousands of miles of geography, old buddies J&B use sometimes-funky technology to stay in touch.

39. J&B pay a visit to Coprophagia Corner and get themselves in a wee bit of trouble.

40. We almost called the show "Bar Talk," but we were worried that people might get us confused with the great Hungarian composer, Béla Bartók.

41. This is what the cover of the ROX Season Zero box set looks like.

42. J prepares to assault the camera with a bottle of vodka, while B looks on in dismay.

43. J&B offer a libation to whatever gods there be.

44. J&B introduce themselves to the world at large in front of the Monroe County Courthouse as they kick off their most notorious episode.

45. J&B sign off with a patriotic flourish.

46. B continues with the nonstop statistics, while J contends with umbrella difficulties.

47. B explains why he never stands to the right of J.

48. Title frame for ROX #49.

49. J&B launch into a rousing rendition of the Thanksgiving Day classic, "God Bless My Underwear."

50. J&B: Two dumb Hoosier fucks who don't know enough to come in from the rain.

51. J looks somber but B is enthused.

52. While J drains his customary pre-show beverage, Editor B welcomes the viewing public to the second season of ROX.

53. Title frame for ROX #48, "Mental Housecleaning."

54. In honor of Indiana's arcane liquor laws, J gets ready to mix a Blue Law.

55. "Smoke more."

56. After B quit his telemarketing job, his weekly earnings declined sharply.

57. J and a freshly unemployed B get ready to host another program in the attic.

58. J raises a toast to B's mohawk.