Pix for Attic at 521 N Washington

1. Russ lifts a glass of Pilsner Urquell.

2. J explains the true meaning of the pink triangle on the Bass bottle.

3. Russ and J take a deep whiff of Guinness Extra Stout. Note the horizontal video glitch that permeated this production.

4. In a dark and lonely attic, J&B host another television show.

5. If you like piña coladas...

6. J&B define temulency, in more ways than one.

7. Dave G, man of mystery, shrouded in darkness...

8. J&B launch into a rousing rendition of the Thanksgiving Day classic, "God Bless My Underwear."

9. J gets ready to mix a Sweet Blood of London.

10. J introduces special guests E & G.

11. Special guest "G" demonstrates the staying power of her Bronze Leaf lipstick while J looks on admiringly.

12. J looks somber but B is enthused.

13. This is the secret to making a good Port Flip.

14. B displays one of his treasured premiums from DialAmerica Marketing.

15. TBlack licks a young lady's foot.

16. We discovered this vagina on a pomegranate at the local grocery store.

17. After B quit his telemarketing job, his weekly earnings declined sharply.

18. J and a freshly unemployed B get ready to host another program in the attic.

19. J gets ready to mix an Orange Whiskey.

20. J gets ready to mix up his third drink of the evening, a Bitter Orange.

21. J gets ready to mix an Orange Aid.