Pix for Ballantine Hall

1. I guess this is where all the dicks hang out.

2. Giuseppe surrenders to the clutches of a sinister caffeine addiction.

3. B points out a popular location for intimate encounters.

4. XY takes some Ballantine Ale to Ballantine Hall. Isn't she clever?

5. J examines a "glory hole" which has been blocked off with a sheet of metal.

6. "Don't drink the drinks you see on this show or you might be sorry!"

7. "I mean, how'd you like to take a crap in one of these open air side shows?"

8. XY never could think of a title for her weekly segment. One viewer suggested "Country Fried Jesus," which was pretty good, but apparently not good enough for this hard-to-please wench.

9. "Look straight ahead -- don't look over at the other guy's urinal."

10. "I always appreciate it when the person in front of me has flushed, because I like to have a fresh bowl of water. There's a certain satisfaction in soiling it myself."

11. Preaching against the evils of java.