Pix for French Quarter

1. Some fine gams on display at Southern Decadence in New Orleans. C'est magnifique!

2. Does that turn you on?

3. Watch out for the bad-ass rabbits that roam the French Quarter looking for trouble.

4. Long Dong Silver Rides again.

5. You'll be safe from bioterrorism in this handy portable enclosure of duct tape and plastic sheeting.

6. The First Lady and President are safe from biological attack in these stylish suits. They're made of duct tape and plastic sheeting, naturally.

7. B dressed up as Death for Mardi Gras.

8. J's alcohol-laden breath melts the camera lens.

9. Pirate wench Morgan celebrates Mardi Gras in the French Quarter.

10. Editor B enjoys a beer after a hard day of excavating flooded crap from his house.