Pix for B & Xy's House on North Salcedo

1. "...sleep under your bed..."

2. "Study yoga, or the Bible, or Nietzsche."

3. Title frame for "J&B's Midlife Crisis."

4. "As the editor of this TV show, it's my job to chop the video up and rearrange it..."

5. Editor B has an unpleasant realization: "The average life expectancy for the American male is 72. Half of 72 is 36. I'm 36. My God, my life is half over!"

6. J&B attempt to have a long-distance conversation.

7. J&B try another long-distance hosting technique, but B feels cramped on half a screen.

8. B explains why New Orleans' daily paper is called the Times-Picayune.

9. "And we never did find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?"

10. Editor B shares some home improvement tips.

11. Title for ROX #94, "Hangover Cures."

12. Editor B examines the floodline on his house in Mid-City New Orleans.

13. Shannon Sharpe was the realtor who brokered Xy & B's home purchase. That smile has been known to blind passing motorists.

14. B digs into the etymological roots of the crisis.

15. Editor B demonstrates how to patch a flat tire.

16. Title frame for ROX #90.

17. Maybe you'd get ahead if you upgraded your wardrobe.

18. J raises a toast to B's mohawk.

19. J doesn't seem to be enjoying his mix of Vitamin C and bourbon.

20. "One day there won't be people at all. All there will be is Paper Dolls..."