Recent Commentary by Jeff Elbow
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Vital Statistics
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Real Name:
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Point E. Elbo
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Education:
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i got shipped off to military school when i was 14...i was a bad kid.
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Distinguishing Marks:
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shitty stained underwear
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Pre-Existing Conditions:
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a strange bump under my nipple. wierd.
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Current Job(s), Length Held:
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to do nothing is the most difficult thing in the world, and the most intellectual.
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Last Book Read (and opinion in 4 words or less):
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'Catcher in the Rye'
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Political Orientation:
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Green 'coo coo ca choo'
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Religious Affiliation:
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Catholic
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Musical Instrument(s):
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bagpipes (seriously)
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Favorite Music/Band(s):
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once again, i've reverted to listening to lots of bad religion lately, it never fails me.
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Favorite Techno-Fetish-Object:
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my electric toothbrush
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Favorite Sport/Activity:
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soccer, spinning my cat in circles in the bathtub
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Favorite Drug(s):
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vodka martini, shaken not stirred
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Favorite Mixed Drink(s):
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a "Dead Russian" which consists of NyQuil, rotten milk, and yard onions.
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Personal Motto/Excuse:
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'i don't like knowing what people say behind my back, it makes me far too conceited'
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