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Vital Statistics

Real Name:
Point E. Elbo
i got shipped off to military school when i was 14...i was a bad kid.
Distinguishing Marks:
shitty stained underwear
Pre-Existing Conditions:
a strange bump under my nipple. wierd.
Current Job(s), Length Held:
to do nothing is the most difficult thing in the world, and the most intellectual.
Last Book Read (and opinion in 4 words or less):
'Catcher in the Rye'
Political Orientation:
Green 'coo coo ca choo'
Religious Affiliation:
Musical Instrument(s):
bagpipes (seriously)
Favorite Music/Band(s):
once again, i've reverted to listening to lots of bad religion lately, it never fails me.
Favorite Techno-Fetish-Object:
my electric toothbrush
Favorite Sport/Activity:
soccer, spinning my cat in circles in the bathtub
Favorite Drug(s):
vodka martini, shaken not stirred
Favorite Mixed Drink(s):
a "Dead Russian" which consists of NyQuil, rotten milk, and yard onions.
Personal Motto/Excuse:
'i don't like knowing what people say behind my back, it makes me far too conceited'
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