Maggot de Menthe

We had a bunch of wriggling maggots in our garbage can. We tried Raid. We tried Chlorox. We tried smokin' 'em out with some kindbud. Nothing worked; they just kept up with their incessant and disgusting wrigglin'. So, we mixed this drink, using them as an ingredient. If you can't beat em, drink em.

1/2 bottle of vodka
1 1/2 oz. creme de menthe
maggots

Swirl it around in your garbage can. Taste. Gag. Laugh at anyone who thinks you actually took a taste. Or, laugh at yourself, for falling for this stupid drink.

By the way: the maggots still lived.