Pix for Out of Work, Out of Mind

1. Title frame for "Out of Work, Out of Mind."

2. J and a freshly unemployed B get ready to host another program in the attic.

3. J gets ready to mix an Orange Aid.

4. B displays one of his treasured premiums from DialAmerica Marketing.

5. J gets ready to mix an Orange Whiskey.

6. We discovered this vagina on a pomegranate at the local grocery store.

7. A jobless Editor B takes to the streets in desperation.

8. Title frame for "The Best of Disturbed Monkey Love."

9. After B quit his telemarketing job, his weekly earnings declined sharply.

10. J gets ready to mix up his third drink of the evening, a Bitter Orange.

11. TBlack licks a young lady's foot.

12. XY models a merkin.

13. A plaintive query from our first real fan letter.

14. J reads a letter from Todd Halvorsen.

15. J gets ready to mix the Slacker.

16. "You'll want to shake it, symbolizing the whirlwind uncontrollability of our lives."