ROX: J&B Eat Garlic: Pix
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1. Title frame for "J&B Eat Garlic."
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2. ROX makes a triumphant return to B's hometown.
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3. The first time we stopped by Woody Burton's house, his wife informed us that he was not there for our scheduled interview. Perhaps we could come back later?
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4. J hams it up even more than usual.
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5. We interviewed Dr. Varro Tyler about the health benefits of garlic. Dr. Tyler explained how the FDA's policies make it difficult to get reliable information about herbal therapies.
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6. B conducts an interview with Varro Tyler, PhD.
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7. XY rips up a parking ticket. She's driving a rental in West Lafayette, so what does she care?
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8. This poor guy was making minimum wage standing by the highway in a tomato suit to advertise a Fazoli's franchise.
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9. XY says, "Welcome to Gary!"
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10. J&B at the Lake County Courthouse in Gary, Indiana. What better place to eat raw garlic?
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11. J loves the flavor of raw garlic.
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12. B chomps down on a fresh, juicy bud of raw garlic.
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13. XY can't handle the raw power of garlic. "Spit or swallow? ... In this case, ladies, I recommend spittin'. Who cares if he breaks up with you?"
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14. B climbed out on a ledge and stuck his camera in through this open window into what he quickly discovered was the Lake County Courthouse women's restroom!
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15. B surrenders his garlic to the proper authorities.
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16. TBlack reads from his Bible with a little hellfire and brimstone for good measure.
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17. J can always get the biggest, juicy buds of garlic.
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18. We're so crazed for the herb, we use special paraphernalia to help us get the most out of every bud.
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19. We interviewed Representative Woody Burton in his home in Greenwood, Indiana. He was sponsoring a bill to impose a mandatory minimum sentence on people having sex in parks. We thought that was horseshit.
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20. Woody looks as if he's about to crack under B's relentless barrage of interview questions.
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21. "I may have experimented with it once or twice..."
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22. "I'd like to abstain from that question!"
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23. B holds forth on the mountaintop.
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24. B runs across the campus of Indiana University, wearing nothing but a mohawk and a pair of Converse All*Stars.
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25. B gets arrested for streaking. The arresting officer's radio was broken, so he was forced to stand on the edge of 10th Street and wait to flag down a random police cruiser. Ironically, this had the effect of exposing more innocent citizens to the shocking sight of B's naked body.
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