Pix for Real Mail from Real People

1. Our viewers demanded more genitalia. So we gave them this.

2. A viewer named Ford sent us this coin all the way from Morocco!

3. We kept getting bundles of receipts in the mail from someone named "Joe M. Ma."

4. Some artistic viewers wrote in to share this hand-drawn diagram showing how the feat of autofellation might be accomplished. Please do not try this at home.

5. A plaintive query from our first real fan letter.

6. J reads a letter from Todd Halvorsen.

7. Richard Veine reads his statement on behalf of the More life Coalition.

8. Our viewers know quality when they don't see it.

9. A viewer writes in with an urgent message for B.

10. Ethan wrote us a letter articulating the acutely angst-ridden perspective of a public high school student in Southern Indiana.

11. An anonymous westside crank sent us some fan mail.

12. A viewer sent us this fine drink recipe.

13. Chuck sent us our first viewer-submitted video, in which he gets to the hearth of the matter of censorship, free speech and community standards.

14. B displays cash money sent in by a loyal but mysterious viewer who calls himself Chamooga.

15. A hand-delivered note from "An Anonymous Westside Crank." This was only our second piece of viewer mail that we'd ever received, and the first that was negative. Many more (of both categories) would follow, but the crayon artwork here indicates the general mental level of our correspondents. We never did find out who wrote this!