TV-Making Tips

Follow these simple tips and you'll be well on your way to making your own TV show.

1. Get a video camera. Buy one on credit and return it when you're done.
2. Assemble the crew. Get your friends together and have fun.
3. Depict reality. What could be more interesting than real life? Your skit ideas suck anyway.
4. Use music. Your musician friends love to be exploited.
5. Spell things backwards.
6. Go low. Low tech, low budget, lowdown and dirty.
7. Do drugs. It won't make your show better but you might have more fun.
8. Plan ahead. Ha!
9. Stay focused. The drugs might not help.
10. Move to Bloomington, Indiana. A great place to slack.
11. Do more drugs. Maybe you'll start a movement.

Note: These tips were originally compiled in late 1994. Or maybe early 1995. We forget exactly.