Pix for Ted Bowie's House

1. This rare standing shot reveals that B is taller than J.

2. J prepares to mix Another Bad Creation, from a recipe submitted by a viewer.

3. B waxes philosophical on the meaning of leaves turning color.

4. J mixes a special drink in honor of Editor B's epilepsy.

5. "I would pronounce that as distinctly ecstatic!"

6. J blows the head off Another Bad Creation.

7. J is stunned to realize that he's mixed a drink which is surpisingly good.

8. XY hypnotizes the home viewers into thinking that ROX is actually good.

9. B examines the bill from his recent hospital visit.

10. When in doubt...

11. Mr. G teaches the kids about the friendly number 10.

12. XY demonstrates her erudition as a naturalist. Who knew that one day she would teach science in the public schools?

13. It's autumn, when leaves start to fall. And so do epileptics like Editor B, if he forgets to take his medicine.

14. J quotes from the Bible, driven by his fervent desire to spread the Good News to all ROX viewers. Unfortunately he meant to cite verse 28. We are not biblical scholars.

15. Mr. G is... The Instructionator!

16. XY, the All-American Woman, proclaims her love of God and country to Mr. G and the poet Dennis Sipe.