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Andrew Pelloso

Any friend of ours is a friend of fools.

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Current Location: Indianapolis

Vital Statistics

Real Name:
Andrew Pelloso
Livingston, NJ
Lots of degrees from IU-Bloomington, which makes me very, very, very smart.
Distinguishing Marks:
No Marks, but a couple of Bills, a Frieda, and a very large Mandrake.
Pre-Existing Conditions:
Totally married (upgraded to the new and much improved 2.0 version) and living la vida loca (sans Ricky Martin). I have a healthy sense of self-denial, sarcasm, and an amusing joie de vive, whatever that means.
Prior Convictions:
Smuggled American cigars into Cuba.
Current Job(s), Length Held:
Chief of the NPS/TMDL Program at IDEM. I manage over five million dollars of federal grant funds. Wowo. And I don't even balance my checkbook.
Previous Job(s), Length Held:
1. Chief of the Wetlands Program at IDEM. Best job ever. 2. College student - boooooooorrring.
Last Book Read (and opinion in 4 words or less):
The Art of Racing in the Rain - Dogs talk, listen up.
Last Video Rented (and opinion in 4 words or less):
1941 - It's Madness!
Political Orientation:
Religious Affiliation:
None - God and I have an understanding
Musical Instrument(s):
We don't get along.
Favorite Music/Band(s):
Blues, World, Heavy Metal, 80's, Techno, all sorts of stuff, but no country. No kidding. Well, okay, I'll listen to the theme from Deliverance and the Dukes of Hazzard on occasion.
Favorite Techno-Fetish-Object:
My Eludium 2-Q Space Modulator. Oh goody!
Favorite Sport/Activity:
Searching the web for my name, which got me to this site. And teaching monkeys to sing the "Carmina Burana". Lemurs can't hit the low notes.
Favorite Drug(s):
The consumption of drugs is a crime and I would never do that. Commit crimes. That's my final answer.
Favorite Mixed Drink(s):
Martini, gin and tonic.
Personal Motto/Excuse:
Be yourself - no one can tell you that you are doing it wrong.

It's Andrew!

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Ritual Sacrifice
Somewhere in rural Indiana, four young men carry off their "friend" for what nefarious purpose we may never know.

Andrew Slurry
Andrew sez, "Coal waste slurry is cool!"

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