Pix for Day

1. Day protests: "My name's not Scooter Bob!"

2. Day samples J's vodka cranberry and finds it acceptable.

3. J and Day exchange vows.

4. Day assaults the camera with the shorn locks of her own hair.

5. Day provides a deft segue from a peace rally in Missoula to a peace rally in Seattle.

6. "By the authority vested in myself by virtue of my incredible hubris, I pronounce us man and wife. You may kiss me!"

7. Day samples the Porcelain Goddess, mixed just for her by our resident mixologist, who also happens to be her husband.

8. Day tears up her property.

9. Anything for the sake of art: Day straps a phone to J's head with duct tape.