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	Current Location:  New Jersey 
		
		Vital Statistics 
		
	
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			Real Name:
		
 
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			Evad Citsalp 
		
 
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			Birthdate:
		
 
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			1974-11-16 
		
 
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			Birthplace:
		
 
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			new jersey 
		
 
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			Education:
		
 
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			associates degree in nothing 
		
 
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			Distinguishing Marks:
		
 
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			a scar on the top of my head and a freckle on my penis. 
		
 
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			Pre-Existing Conditions:
		
 
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			depressed substance abusing social outcast 
		
 
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			Prior Convictions:
		
 
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			none 
		
 
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			Last Book Read (and opinion in 4 words or less):
		
 
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			charles bukowski- post office 
		
 
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			Last Video Rented (and opinion in 4 words or less):
		
 
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			maniac - joe spinell is insane 
		
 
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			Political Orientation:
		
 
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			atheist 
		
 
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			Religious Affiliation:
		
 
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			none 
		
 
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			Musical Instrument(s):
		
 
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			banjo guitar bass drums 
myspace.com/evadcitsalp 
		
 
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			Favorite Music/Band(s):
		
 
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			captain beefheart 
		
 
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			Favorite Techno-Fetish-Object:
		
 
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			musical bullshit 
		
 
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			Favorite Sport/Activity:
		
 
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			working on creating a death ray with surgical tubing, trash can lids, a car battery and chicken wire. 
		
 
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			Favorite Drug(s):
		
 
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			booze. pot. 
		
 
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			Favorite Mixed Drink(s):
		
 
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			a zima slimeball 
		
 
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			Personal Motto/Excuse:
		
 
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			reincarnations around the bend 
		
 
		 
 
	
			
	
	
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