chrematophobia

fear of money

Some people think we have a morbid fear of money, or chrematophobia, because we were so poor for so many years, but the truth is we just don't have enough sense to figure out how to make money off this show.

If you suffer from this extremely rare affliction, we're happy to help out. You can get rid of your extra money by sending it to us. We'll get dispose of it for you.