Pix for B's Summer Vacation

1. Title frame for "B's Summer Vacation."

2. The beach. Aaah.

3. B traces the vacation route from Bloomington to Myrtle Beach.

4. Myrtle Beach is our future... A world when capitalism runs amok... Wait, maybe the future is now.

5. On the strip in Myrtle Beach, B bonds with a phellow videophile phrom Philly.

6. B brought back a six pack from Myrtle Beach.

7. J&B give their distinctly learned impressions of the Myrtle Beach Lager.

8. B and XY stayed at the Riptide II in Myrtle Beach.

9. J prepares to mix a mint julep.

10. A good mint julep requires fresh mint. Special thanx to our friend Diane who supplied us with mint from her very own garden.

11. Few people realize that an authentic mint julep must be served in a silver or pewter cup.

12. J concludes that a properly concocted mint julep is worth the trouble.

13. J prepares to mix an 80 Proof Sun Protection in honor of B's sunburn.

14. Was B's sunburn really this bad, or did he cleverly boost the red signal whilst editing the program?

15. B picks up a bottle of rum, and the unbalanced table tips over, sending liquor bottles crashing to the concrete slab!

16. Fortunately, B didn't break the brand new bottle of Kentucky bourbon.

17. "This is gonna be a stiffie and a biggie."

18. J prepares to mix a Carolina.

19. "I would pronounce that as the worst thing you've ever tasted."

20. Separate the egg white from the yolk.

21. J forgot the cream! How can you mix a decent Carolina without the key ingredient?

22. XY on Myrtle Beach: "I don't know what I think of this crazy place." If only she knew that she'd be living in New Orleans six years later.

23. The class of '93 celebrates high school graduation in Myrtle Beach.

24. "Whooo! Myrtle Beach 1993 high school graduation!"

25. In terms of per capita income, South Carolina doesn't stack up too well compared to the other states.

26. South Carolina is ranked 43rd in the nation in its high school graduation rate.

27. Mike accompanied B, XY and Amanda on the trip to Myrtle Beach.

28. J explains this week's vocabulary word with gusto.

29. J&B insist that they are taping the show at "an undisclosed location -- somewhere in Bloomington, Indiana." But now it can be revealed: They were in the basement of 701 S Lincoln.

30. Popsicle Consultant Geraldine delivers some tasty frozen refreshments.

31. XY leaves her mark in the elevator of a nearby hotel.

32. When we found Friend on the beach, he was already dead.

33. So we froze him.

34. And then XY licked Friend.

35. Friend didn't survive the fall from our balcony.

36. B inspects yet another restroom on the road.

37. We encountered this freak at a reststop somewhere in Kentucky at about 2 a.m., and he sang us a song about getting coffee from a vending machine.

38. Why settle for a suntan? Xy won't be satisfied till her skin burns, cracks, peels, and exposes bone.