Pix for J&B's Mid-Life Crisis

1. Title frame for "J&B's Midlife Crisis."

2. Antiwar protestors form a giant human peace sign in Missoula, Montana.

3. J&B attempt to have a long-distance conversation.

4. The geographical distance between Lousiana and Montana is an obstacle to making ROX.

5. J's favorite article of clothing is crotchless underwear.

6. Editor B has an unpleasant realization: "The average life expectancy for the American male is 72. Half of 72 is 36. I'm 36. My God, my life is half over!"

7. Osama wanted to provoke a war between Islam and the West, and we gave him exactly what he wanted. Osama won!

8. Three women watch the antiwar protest from their office window.

9. Lincoln doesn't see any need for a war on Iraq.

10. A street protestor in New Orleans demands: "Money for jobs, not for war!"

11. "So you're here at the Super WalMart asking people about the war. That's good."

12. Day provides a deft segue from a peace rally in Missoula to a peace rally in Seattle.

13. Yet another antiwar protest.

14. B explains why New Orleans' daily paper is called the Times-Picayune.

15. Can the average Wal-Mart-shopping American identify Iraq on a map? (We couldn't.)

16. A junior protestor asks the penetrating question: "Do you think Bush sucks?"

17. Protest sign at antiwar march in New Orleans.

18. Unfortunately, many Americans seemed unclear about just who we were going to war against, or why.

19. "As the editor of this TV show, it's my job to chop the video up and rearrange it..."

20. There were massive protests against the Iraq war all over the United States, months before the war even began.

21. Street protestors in Seattle sing a hymn for peace.

22. A man in the street opines that "killing civilians is wrong." The USA would kill over 8,000 civilians in the Iraq war.

23. In Seattle, a teenager marches for peace.

24. "We're letting San Francisco and DC know we're still here!"

25. Don't lick frozen metal.

26. Is this a small bottle or a big one? It's all a matter of perspective.

27. J doesn't care for the smell of his Napoleon.

28. J&B try another long-distance hosting technique, but B feels cramped on half a screen.

29. B got his picture in the New Orleans daily paper while shooting for ROX #88.

30. B videotapes Dana's reaction to bombing Wal-Mart. (She's against it.) Meanwhile, look in the background; there's Ellis Lucia, snapping B's picture for the Times-Picayune!

31. "I say bomb the fuck out of 'em. Just so long as I don't get blamed for it."

32. Dave says he's opposed to all bombing everywhere.

33. Evelyn doesn't seem to mind the idea of bombing WalMart, if we can get the people out first.

34. Morgan says she's against violence in general. But she's also against WalMart.

35. Officially, there's just no way that Ed can support the idea of bombing WalMart.

36. Peace activist J.W. says there's been quite enough bombing already.

37. "And we never did find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?"

38. A street protestor in New Orleans demands Rocawear clothes.

39. B digs into the etymological roots of the crisis.