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Image: 2 Ice Cubes: Drink: Right Between the Ice
Image: 2 Oz. Cognac: Drink: Dead Man's Float
Image: 20 Mint Leaves: Drink: Mint Julep
Image: 3 Oz. Clear, Sweet Carbonated Beverage: Drink: Dr. Nickell's Knuckle-Sucker
Image: 80 Proof Sun Protection: Drink: 80 Proof Sun Protection
Image: A Little Bit of Triple Sec: Drink: Head Buzz
Image: A Sip of Salome for J: Drink: Salome Cocktail
Image: A Stiffie and a Biggie: Drink: 80 Proof Sun Protection
Image: Aftereffect: Drink: Right Between the Ice
Image: Amaretto Sour: Drink: Amaretto Sour
Image: Amaretto: Pour It All In: Drink: Right Between the Ice
Image: Another Bad Creation: Drink: Another Bad Creation
Image: Apple B.J.: Drink: Apple B.J.
Image: Apple B.J. 2: Drink: Apple B.J.
Image: Apple B.J. 3: Drink: Apple B.J.
Image: Apple B.J. 4: Drink: Apple B.J.
Image: Apple B.J. 5: Drink: Apple B.J.
Image: B Sees Thru: Drink: Bleach Blonde
Image: B Whines: Drink: The Whiner
Image: Bass Triangle: Drink: Bass Pale Ale
Image: Berliner: Drink: Berliner
Image: Berliner Sample: Drink: Berliner
Image: Better Than Potable: Drink: Dead Man's Float
Image: Big Lot: Drink: Big Lot
Image: Black Jack Title: Drink: TBlack Jack
Image: Blackhead Title: Drink: Shirley Temple Blackhead
Image: Blend: Drink: Banana Daiquiri
Image: Blow the Head: Drink: Another Bad Creation
Image: Blue Flame: Drink: Brownie Blues
Image: Blue Hawaiian: Drink: Blue Hawaiian
Image: Blue Law: Drink: Blue Law
Image: Brownie Blues Title: Drink: Brownie Blues
Image: Carolina: Drink: Carolina
Image: CBGB: Drink: CBGB
Image: Cheap Gin: Drink: Boilermaker
Image: Christ with a Title: Drink: Christ with a Y
Image: Cocaine Title: Drink: Cocaine on the Rox
Image: Cold Chocolate Title: Drink: Cold Chocolate
Image: Cold's Banishment Tea: Drink: Medicinal Brandy
Image: Crotch Prep: Drink: Crotch Cooler
Image: Dawn of TV: Drink: Philo T. Farnsworth Float
Image: Day Drinks Vodka Cranberry: Drink: Vodka Cranberry
Image: Daze Recipe: Drink: High School Daze
Image: Daze Title: Drink: High School Daze
Image: Dead Man's Float: Drink: Dead Man's Float
Image: Dead Men Sip No Drinks: Drink: Dead Man's Float
Image: Dick 'n' Dad: Drink: Scotch & Ashes
Image: Dirt Title: Drink: Dirt
Image: Disaster Averted: Drink: 80 Proof Sun Protection
Image: Disgusting!: Drink: Salome Cocktail
Image: Distinctly Uncarolinian: Drink: Carolina
Image: Do Not Try This At Home: B: Drink: Big Lot
Image: Do Not Try This At Home: J: Drink: Big Lot
Image: Down with DPP: Drink: Dr. Pat's Punch
Image: Dr. Pat's Punch Title: Drink: Dr. Pat's Punch
Image: Drunk: Drink: Sorrows Drownder
Image: Ecstatic: Drink: Grand Mal
Image: Fat Albert Title: Drink: Fat Albert
Image: Fig Leaf: Drink: Fig Leaf
Image: Finger Technique: Drink: Sorrows Drownder
Image: Goddess Day: Drink: Porcelain Goddess
Image: Golden Hue: Drink: Fool's Gold (Festive Version)
Image: Grand Mal: Drink: Grand Mal
Image: Green Glass of Grossness: Drink: Zima Slimeball
Image: Guttersplat: Drink: Guttersplat
Image: Hairball Drink: Drink: Whisky Hairball
Image: Hairball Ingredient: Drink: Whisky Hairball
Image: Hairball Title: Drink: Whisky Hairball
Image: Hairy Title: Drink: Hairy Earlobe
Image: Head Buzz: Drink: Head Buzz
Image: Headstone: Drink: Headstone
Image: Headstoned: Drink: Headstone
Image: Helluva Title: Drink: Helluva Buzz
Image: Hot Rod: Drink: Hot Rod Ale Flip
Image: Hurricane PJ: Drink: Hurricane
Image: Insomnisip: Drink: Insomniac
Image: J Gets Bitter: Drink: Bitter Orange
Image: J Pours O.J.: Drink: Leap of Faith
Image: J Sips the DMF: Drink: Dead Man's Float
Image: J Tastes B&C: Drink: Bourbon & C
Image: J w/J&B: Drink: Apple B.J.
Image: J's Brother Alan: Drink: Dr. Nickell's Knuckle-Sucker
Image: Jorge Gets Fat: Drink: Fat Albert
Image: Jäger: Pour It All In: Drink: Seven Year Itch
Image: Knuckle Sucker Title: Drink: Dr. Nickell's Knuckle-Sucker
Image: Kremlin Kocktail: Drink: Kremlin Kocktail
Image: Kremlin Sample: Drink: Kremlin Kocktail
Image: Late Period: Drink: Late Period
Image: Leap Drink: Drink: Leap of Faith
Image: Leap Leap: Drink: Leap of Faith
Image: Luv on the ROX: Drink: Luv on the ROX
Image: Mango Madness: Drink: Head Buzz
Image: Medicinal Brandy: Drink: Medicinal Brandy
Image: Medicinal Drink: Drink: Medicinal Brandy
Image: Medicinal Effect: Drink: Medicinal Brandy
Image: Mint Julep: Drink: Mint Julep
Image: Mintal Ward: Drink: Mintal Ward
Image: Mohawk Toast: Drink: Bourbon & C
Image: Mummy: Drink: Zombie
Image: Myrtle Beach Lager: Drink: Myrtle Beach Lager
Image: Myrtle Beach Lager Impressions: Drink: Myrtle Beach Lager
Image: Napoleon Smells: Drink: Napoleon
Image: Niki Tastes: Drink: Fat Albert
Image: Not Good: Drink: Dr. Nickell's Knuckle-Sucker
Image: Nothing Else: Drink: Fool's Gold (Festive Version)
Image: One for the Title: Drink: One for the Road
Image: Onions: Drink: Philo T. Farnsworth Float
Image: Orange Aid Title: Drink: Orange Aid
Image: Orange Whiskey Title: Drink: Orange Whiskey
Image: Oyster Sauce Lump: Drink: Rocky Rumpus
Image: Parisian Blonde: Drink: Parisian Blonde
Image: Phallus: Drink: Seven Year Itch
Image: Piña Title: Drink: Piña Colada
Image: Pisser: Drink: The Pisser
Image: Porcelain POV: Drink: Porcelain Goddess
Image: Pour It All In: Drink: Grand Mal
Image: Pyrite: Drink: Fool's Gold (Festive Version)
Image: Ready to Load: Drink: Loaded Sherbet
Image: Ready to Run: Drink: Poor Brian's Run
Image: Real Rocks: Drink: Parting Shot
Image: Right Between the Ice: Drink: Right Between the Ice
Image: Rocky Rumpus: Drink: Rocky Rumpus
Image: Russ Toasts: Drink: Pilsner Urquell
Image: Russian J: Drink: White Russian
Image: Salome Cocktail: Drink: Salome Cocktail
Image: Screaming for Scotch: Drink: Scotch & Ashes
Image: Secretive J: Drink: Grandpa's Morning Secret
Image: Separate Egg: Drink: Carolina
Image: Seven Year Itch Drink: Drink: Seven Year Itch
Image: Shandy Ginger: Drink: Shandy Gaff
Image: Shortcut: Drink: Shortcut
Image: Silver or Pewter Cup: Drink: Mint Julep
Image: Slacker Title: Drink: The Slacker
Image: Small Bottle: Drink: Napoleon
Image: Smell the Guinness: Drink: Guinness Extra Stout
Image: Snotrag: Drink: Medicinal Brandy
Image: Sorrows Drownder: Drink: Sorrows Drownder
Image: Spritzer Title: Drink: Shriner Spritzer
Image: Stir The Fuck Out Of It: Drink: Port Flip
Image: Stone Fence Squared: Drink: Stone Fence (Road Version)
Image: Strain the Itch: Drink: Seven Year Itch
Image: Sugar Disaster: Drink: Wisconsin Cream Fizz
Image: Sunburn: Drink: 80 Proof Sun Protection
Image: Sweet Blood Title: Drink: Sweet Blood of London
Image: Symbolic Whirlwind: Drink: The Slacker
Image: T Blows: Drink: Fireball
Image: Tastes Like Shit: Drink: Same Old Shit
Image: Tequila Shot: Drink: Tequila Shot
Image: Thinking Man's Bolus: Drink: Thinking Man's Bolus
Image: Three Dollops: Drink: Mintal Ward
Image: Tongue Stuck: Drink: Napoleon
Image: Twist of Pepper: Drink: Seven Year Itch
Image: Twister: Drink: Twister
Image: Two Ounces: Drink: Mintal Ward
Image: Unscrewed Title: Drink: Quick Uncomfortable Screw
Image: Vagina: Drink: Orange Whiskey
Image: Vanishing Point: Drink: Vanishing Point
Image: Vodka: Drink: Vodka Cranberry
Image: Whining Banana: Drink: Whining Banana
Image: Whining Banana B: Drink: Whining Banana
Image: Wisconsin Cream Fizz: Drink: Wisconsin Cream Fizz
Image: Words of Wisdom: Drink: Medicinal Brandy
Image: Worst: Drink: Carolina
Image: Worth It: Drink: Mint Julep
Image: Xy Bolus: Drink: Thinking Man's Bolus
Image: Yes Title: Drink: Just Say Yes!
Image: Zima Slimeball: Drink: Zima Slimeball
Image: Zombie Title: Drink: Zombie

Pix for Pix:

random pix...

Title frame for "Humanoid Artifact."

Listening to the newly launched community station, WFHB, in Bloomington, early 1993.

J discovers a giant nest.

Editor B has an unpleasant realization: "The average life expectancy for the American male is 72. Half of 72 is 36. I'm 36. My God, my life is half over!"

J samples the Whisky Hairball.

J mixes up a tasty invention called the Rocky Rumpus.

"I would pronounce this flower as distinctly yonic."

Perhaps the cheesiest grin yet from a man who is known for his cheesy grins.

A statue watches over the Cypress Grove Cemetery.

The band Liquid Crystal Display plays their song "Inside My Viewfinder," as seen here in a liquid crystal display viewfinder.

"And then, in 1930, scientists discovered the planet... Pluto!"

A postal employee chastises Editor B.